“After just a few weeks working with Karen, I was sleeping like a rock and waking up energized. My digestion’s better and I’ve lost 15 pounds.” 

–  Ronda, Massage Therapist and Business Owner

You are DONE putting your health into someone else’s hands. 

Because always feeling sick and tired is no longer acceptable to you. And neither are doctors who say, “You’re fine, you just need more rest” and send you off with vague magazine wisdom  to “eat healthier and get some exercise.” These doctors treat the symptoms, not the cause. (And often, not even the symptoms.) They don’t know nutrition. They don’t do the deep investigation to find out what’s really going on.  I do. 

I’m Karen Shoshana, a Functional Diagnostic Nutrition Practitioner. 

That’s a long way of saying “Health Detective.” I go “Law and Order” on your health issues, using lab testing, in-depth health history, and intuitive coaching to get to the root of your specific health struggles.

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Is it your hormones? Environmental stressors? Food allergies? Genetics? All of it? We’ll find out. In the process, I empower you to take control of your wellbeing, so you can stop chasing solutions and start seeing real change.

Welcome to Functional Nutrition. Welcome to Wellness Girl. 

What’s bothering you? I’ll help you with:


Sleep like a rock every night

Chronic Stress

Enjoy calm, peace, sense of ease as your default states


All-day energy that doesn’t peter out at 11am

Stubborn Weight

Enjoy a steady, even metabolism

Cranky Digestion

Smooth, working insides + happy gut

Ready to stop guessing and get testing?



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